Beavis arrived after a very no-so-exciting landing on Avianca from Bogota. The original flight was at 0700 this morning but after talking to Avianca in Miami they said that I could catch the 9:50 flight if I arrived in time. The Continental flight was only 20 minutes late from Houston (that must be a record for them). Immigration was so-so and at 9:35 I was at the terminal for domestic departures. I boarded the plane and was in the process of getting situated when the sobrecarga (stewardess) came to me and told me I was on the wrong plane and that they were going to Barranquilla.
Beavis quickly grabbed his 2 carry on items and proceeded to try to get off the crowed airplane. Shortly afterwards Beavis is out of breath and on the correct airplane. The quick shuffle has all but destroyed the nice buzz Beavis had from 4 rum and cokes on Continental. The flight is uneventful until we are approaching the airport in Cartagena. The plane descends as if it was preparing for landing then starts to climb again. Another pass by the airport and the pilot comes over the loudspeaker to tell us he has an alarm indicating that the landing gear is not coming down. The crew is re-arranging some of the passengers and have began discussing the preparations for a crash landing. All of the procedures of putting your head between your legs and bracing yourself. This was never actually told to the passengers but Beavis was seated in an exit row witnessed this being discussed by them.
By now Beavis is thinking fucking great, come to Colombia to die in a plane crash. Needless to say by now the buzz is far gone. The flight crew is running around like crazy just as the head sobrecarga comes back to tell the other crew that everything is O.K. The plane had flown over the tower close enough for the air traffic controllers to see that the landing gear was indeed down. Well, it is customary for passengers to clap when a flight touches down in latin countries but, you would have thought that everybody won the fucking lottery on this flight.
11:50 and Beavis checks into hotel Las Velas for the night. Beavis did not have time to call the novia so he walks across the street to LDV. All I can say is wow!!!! Maybe 40 girls and about 10 guys. When you are away from Colombia you forget but after being back I think clearly that God must have been a Colombiano. Beavis hangs around for a while then finally scoops out a girl that he likes with a good personality. Prices have indeed gone up as she said 150,000 for 2 hours or 200,000 for all night. Beavis didn’t want to bicker so he agreed to the 150,000 for 2 hours. This girl was incredible. I won´t get to graphic but 3 times, BBBJ, DFK, ANAL and she would have stayed all night for 150,000 but I told her I must get ready to be with my esposa manana.
Beavis has now been put in the closet and Beavis has reverted to his given name. He might be let out a time or two but for the most part he is done to be with novia. I did get one bit of information on the 2 infamous picture posters that started the riot a few months back. It seems that they come here and told the girls that they own a marriage agency in the USA and need the pictures for their agency. What a crock of shit. Needless to say they have not been forgotten in Cartagena.
Apart from that there are tons of girls and few guys.
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